That’s right.  I am looking for a husband.  If you think you can handle me, then please apply!

Please complete the application below by printing and filling out the necessary information.  Be sure to submit a picture with your application and $25 processing fee!

Print clearly.

Name:__________________________________________

Age:________    Height:___________     Weight:_______

Phone Number:___________________________________

Do you own a home?______________________________

House Address:___________________________________

Are you employed?_________________________________

Employer:___________________   Phone:______________

Yearly Salary:_____________________________________

Do you need Viagra?________________________________

The following applications will be immediately rejected: Anyone that does not own a home, anyone over 60 years of age, anyone that does not have a job, and anyone that is U-G-L-Y. Shoot, I’m too good looking to be with an ugly man!